I was walking past a field and saw a couple of guys stealing the steps off a fence.

A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'

I said 'No. That's not my stile.'

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My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.

It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.

Heard this one on Whose Line last night. Credit to Ryan Stiles.

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I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...

I enter with stile.

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