I've just fallen off a 50ft ladder
Luckily I was only on the first step
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︎ Jun 04 2021
ladder
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︎ May 13 2021
What costs more, a ladder or a Lamborghini?
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︎ May 31 2021
What are you doing *step* ladder
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Ladders are just stairs
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︎ May 23 2021
My friend got a job repairing ladders
He's working his way to the top...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
This is my step ladder
I never knew my real ladder.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
My neighbors had their ladder stolen last night.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Ladder Day Saints ascending to heaven
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A neighbor asked to borrow my step-ladder...
Me: Sure! Here, it's in my garage.
My Neighbor: That's not a step-ladder.
Me: Yes, it is. My wife brought it from her previous marriage.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Directions for climbing a ladder
Step one
Step two
Step three
Etc.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I have two ladders. Iβm close to my first ladder..
the other one is my step-ladder..
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︎ Mar 13 2021
I need a ladder, but can't afford one.
So, steps will have to be taken.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My step-ladder is nice and supportive.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said βThanks! I never knew my real ladder.β
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︎ Nov 22 2020
If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I donβt need your so called βladder trainingβ,
I have this step by step manual!
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you call a ladder that has a big penis?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...
... I never even knew my real ladder
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︎ Jun 23 2020
When we got married, my wife had a ladder, but I didn't...
Now I have a step-ladder.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My kid hasn't used a step ladder...
He says it's not his real ladder.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Whatβs more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Wife asked why I left a ladder in the bedroom.
I told her it was to help me get up in the morning.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
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︎ Apr 07 2020
YOUβRE NOT MY REAL LADDER!
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︎ Nov 21 2019
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
This is my step ladder.
stepladder
If only I knew my real ladder.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
This isn't my real ladder.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
He's climbing the company ladder
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My Dad's addicted to ladders...
He uses them just to get high
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︎ Sep 28 2019
I recently got a step ladder
It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore.
Edit: Hopefully this will climb to the top for today.
Actual Edit: the first edit wasn't an edit, it was in the original post. I called my shot. fist pump
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︎ Aug 16 2017
If you zip-tie a stick to a ladder the ladder becomes sticky
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Why did the kid bring a ladder with him to school?
Because he goes to high school.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Drugs should be nicknamed 'ladder...'
...because the more there is of it, the higher you can get!
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︎ Jul 16 2019
I have a step ladder at home...
... I never knew my real ladder.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I have a step ladder
I never knew my real ladder.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I have a step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
This is my step ladder,
I never met my real ladder.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Here's my step-ladder
I never knew my real ladder
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I have a step ladder
I never knew my real ladder
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I've only ever had a step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you call a ladder that's not your real ladder?
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︎ May 25 2020
This is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.
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