I have a step ladder at home...

... I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dream_digital
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I need a ladder, but can't afford one.

So, steps will have to be taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.

He said β€œThanks! I never knew my real ladder.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdx90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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If you fell off a ladder, what would you fall against?

Against your will.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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My step-ladder is nice and supportive.

But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clever_Sean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I don’t need your so called β€˜ladder training’,

I have this step by step manual!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DominicL47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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My kid hasn't used a step ladder...

He says it's not his real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerica80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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When we got married, my wife had a ladder, but I didn't...

Now I have a step-ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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It is always make me uncomfortable when people ask about my step-ladder...

... I never even knew my real ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no1krampus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Wife asked why I left a ladder in the bedroom.

I told her it was to help me get up in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.

The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?

The latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmart193
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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This is my step ladder.

stepladder

If only I knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyounot--
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiimuEmu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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He's climbing the company ladder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_eeasy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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This isn't my real ladder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HopefulSwine2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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My Dad's addicted to ladders...

He uses them just to get high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Why did the kid bring a ladder with him to school?

Because he goes to high school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meister__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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If you zip-tie a stick to a ladder the ladder becomes sticky
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandy_Paws021415
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I like my step ladder

But I still miss my real ladder sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Febtober2k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Drugs should be nicknamed 'ladder...'

...because the more there is of it, the higher you can get!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconsalts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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How to climb a ladder, Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 3:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I got a promotion at the ladder company

You could say I’m stepping up in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My dad is addicted to buying ladders...

...he's just using them to get high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I recently got a step ladder

It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore.

Edit: Hopefully this will climb to the top for today.

Actual Edit: the first edit wasn't an edit, it was in the original post. I called my shot. fist pump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What's the worst part about going up an eye ladder?

THE STAIRS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echotyphoon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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When I show people my step ladder I always tell them in a sad voice,

β€œI never knew my real ladder.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Even though he had an extreme fear of heights, why did the butcher resolve to climb all the way up the ladder?

The steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VNPimpinella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Wow, that’s really high up there. I’m going to need either a ladder or a step stool.

And I prefer the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleallred008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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When given the choice between two ways to get to the roof, I always choose the ladder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ande4100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I have a step ladder...

I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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This is my step ladder,

I never met my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirOnyxborn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Here's my step-ladder

I never knew my real ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUltimaWerewolf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I have a step ladder

I never knew my real ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SSS_is_the_best
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I've only ever had a step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a ladder that's not your real ladder?

Step-ladder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbrainbingi
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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This is my step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skeleton_balloon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My dad keeps on buying ladders

Just to get high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellisgp
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I'm addicted to ladders...

... I use them to get high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptnR1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My dad is addicted to ladders

He uses them to get high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My Dad is addicted to ladders.

He keeps using them to get high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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