The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!

Step 28

Step 27

Step 24

Step 21

Step 16

Step 12

Step 7

Step 3

Step 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...

It's a step by step guide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLASHsixx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something or they always let you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How to fall down a flight of stairs

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 9 :

Step 17:

Step 36:

Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubergod1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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A staircase is just a stair with extra steps.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIzzy13579
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Ughh..don't trust 'em stairs, they're always up to something
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Flight of stairs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvestisorok240
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why do pickles never take the stairs?

They're cucumbersome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.

The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"

His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I've always hated stair lifts..

They really drive me up the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmorris10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case

It's a step-by-step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louis_T_252
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaeboomering
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.

He said, β€œI hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?

Ooooh, my achin’ bacon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelMcJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A drum set fell down the stairs

Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.

It's quite humerus if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travisv36
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I stumbled/fell on my way up the stairs today.

Girlfriends reaction "OMG did you hurt yourself?"

"No, but I felt the gravity of the situation"

Her response was attempted murder by trying to push me down the stairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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New stairs!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSecretpolice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I don’t trust stairs...

^(because they’re always up to something.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWG_Genius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I don’t trust stairs... you wanna know why?

Because they’re always up to something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masodilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?

They're always up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lahkli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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"I don't trust stairs."

"They're always up to something."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I bought a book called "How to walk up stairs."

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I don’t trust stairs.

They’re always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilDoctor007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxtonGTV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.

I guess we were raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I don’t trust stairs

They’re always up to something

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I don’t trust stairs.

Their always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CollardChart26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Watch out for those stairs!

They're up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntrpe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I don’t trust stairs

They are always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comsicwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They're up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlie535353
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They are always up to something.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I dont trust stairs

They are always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxtttttxx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They are always UP to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodySky2750
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A guide on how to fall down the stairs

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I don’t trust stairs...

They’re always up to something!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Slick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.

I guess.... we are raised differently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They're always up to something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dionysus03
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I don’t trust stairs

They are always up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aryamanB0506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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