The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why do pickles never take the stairs?
A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?
I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.
It's quite humerus if you think about it.
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
I stumbled/fell on my way up the stairs today.
Girlfriends reaction "OMG did you hurt yourself?"
"No, but I felt the gravity of the situation"
Her response was attempted murder by trying to push me down the stairs
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?
I don’t trust the stairs... they’re always up to something.
A woman is running up the front stairs of a church. She asks the boy sitting at the top, "Is mass out?" The little boy looks at her and says...
"No, but your hat's on crooked."
How to: fall down the stairs!
(Sorry for formatting i’m on mobile)
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 6
Step 12
Step 15
Step 22
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
“Noooo” screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.
“What are you doing doing doing ...”
My daughter is going to be a great dad..I came up stairs into the kitchen like a zombie...
she turned to me holding a bag of rice....."Graaaiiinsss"
My wife yelled up the stairs at me "Can you bring me .... nevermind"
... so I sent my niece downstairs with the Nirvana album.
Just a reminder, make sure you walk down the stairs in the morning.
If you don't, you might not have a descent day
I take the stairs at work every day
I'm trying to take my fitness to the next level
My grandfather is really frustrated that he has to take the stair chair lift because of his age.
It’s driving him up the wall.
What did joseph do when he fell down the stairs?
He was stallin for a bit but got up eventually
My brother prefers to take the stairs but I prefer the escalator.
I guess we were raised differently.
My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con, descending.
How to fall down the stairs...
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9
Step 12
Floor
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
My twin brother likes to take the stairs, but I always prefer the elevator.
I guess..... we are raised differently.
My girlfriend likes to take the stairs but I prefer taking the elevator
I guess we were raised defferently.
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Stairs are the same as elevators but with more steps
A guide on how to fall down the stairs:
Step 1,
Step 2,
Step 3,
Step 6,
Step 12
My grandfather hates the stair lift I bought him for his birthday.
It's been driving him up the wall.
How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide
Step 1. Step2. Step 3. Step 4. Step 5. Step 6. ...
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
How to Fall down the Stairs: A Simple How-To
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
Step 20
And that concludes my simple how-to.
My brother always takes the stairs while I always prefer the elevator.
I guess..... we are raised differently.
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 10
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