I went to the hardware store with a friend and the store had pallets of soil, seed, and fertilizer out front. We both stopped and looked at one of the pallets stacked high with bags of dried steer manure. The sign said, "Strict limit 2 per customer."
My friend looked at me and said, "I guess there's only so much shit you can take."
True story.
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
Half a watermelon
What did one cucumber seed say to the other?
We're in a bit of a pickle!
Why did the seed follow a German seven
Because he wanted to germinate!
I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.
I hopped to it!
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
When the teacher asked where the apple's seeds are located, little Johnny said "the center."
She said, "that's almost core-rect."
Did you hear about the pumpkin seeds that were drilled out, and then left alone with nothing to entertain them?
They were bored out of their gourd.
Bonus question from my math test in 4th grade: What did the seed say when it grew up?
Geometry
My chickens can’t eat the new seed I got for them.
The seed is impeccable.
I was originally opposed to the idea of planting a seed on my back
But it's really grown on me
The carat, a unit of mass for gemstones, and a measurement of purity for gold, takes its name from the Greek word for a carob seed from the Legume family.
No wonder they are called the Pirates of the Carob Bean.
Out of all the melons, my favorite is the big green one which is all red inside and riddled with seeds.
What a melon!
I've been germinating Sycamore and Milkweed seeds for about a month or so for bio class and today we had to present a powerpoint about it and i just had to take the opportunity.
What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?
Eye Poppy!!
Wheat bears large seeds that stay on the stalk
because it has been selectively bread.
While buying seeds for the garden...
"Dad, why are you buying so many peas? I don't even like peas!"
"Come on son, give peas a chance"
Thank you... I'll show myself out...
The chicken refused to eat the bird seed
They found it
Im-peck-able
Just picked up some bird seed at the store.
Wonder how long they will take to grow?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll
Eating sunflower seeds in the car
Me: I wanted 1 and I got 1
Dad: Ask and you shall reseed
