What was the shy pebbles' greatest aspiration?

To be a little boulder

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2 pebbles washes up on the beach. One says to the other, "Are you married?"

Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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They have a new birth control pill for men that's the size of a small pebble.

You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why did the pebble cross the road

It wanted to be a little boulder.

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📅︎ May 08 2020
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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So I found a pebble that looked like a guitar pick...

I told my girlfriend it was for rock music

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👤︎ u/CamPfaff
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?

You birkenrock!

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📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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What do you say to a mourning pebble?

"My sediments"

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👤︎ u/MrSepiks
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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How does Fred Flintstone fix Pebbles broken toys?

With a little dab a’ glue!

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📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Why aren't Fruity Pebbles sold on Sunday?

Because there's no Post on Sundays.

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📅︎ Aug 30 2016
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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👤︎ u/jxwtf585
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/krystx57
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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