WOOD yall give some wood puns
Wood puns
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Punny Redditors, I need your best "wood" puns!
I need help for a project! What are your best puns that have anything to do with wood?
Examples:
"Can I axe you a question?"
"I wood stay longer, but I have to leaf now"
EDIT: another one: "birch please!"
Wood you say my dog is ok?
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
How does a T-Rex cut wood?
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
How did the police find all the missing wood from the lumber yard?
Someone asked how much I know about carving objects out of wood.
How do you find your dog if it's lost in the woods?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
So a bear walks out of the woods onto a golf course
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
Did you hear about the tiger woods crash?
I wood not want to spend it
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
Never make love to a thin piece of wood without using protection.
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
A father and son were sitting in the woods.
Son: Dad, do trees poop?
Dad: Of course son, how do you think we get #2 pencils.
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
I put a piece of wood in my garage and came back the next day and there were two pieces. The day after 4 and the day after that 8!
Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?
Because he got rid of all his hose.
Perhaps this is why wood floors are so popular these days
Tiger Woods in a massive car crash.
Should have used the driver.
I thought Tiger Woods was supposed to be good at driving...
How come tiger woods doesn’t golf anymore?
Did you hear about Tiger Woods latest handicap?
A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.
The wolves may be predators but he pray
“Hey, how much wood have you chopped so far?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
Why do you want to sleep in the woods?
What do hipsters cut wood with
True story: So we were out today and sat at a table for some food. My 4yo asked what the holes and and notches were in the wood and my wife says “they are knot holes”.
Miss4 says “if they are not holes, what are they?”
I'm building my own guitar, but every time I look at the wood I've bought for it, I get overwhelmed by anxiety about how it will turn out.
I shouldn't have started with the fretboard.
I once built a car out of wood
Wife: I’m trying to cut a piece of wood, but it won’t stay in place.
Husband: I recommend that you use this clamp with my company’s logo on it.
Wife: I don’t need your advise!
Tiger Woods and Cub Woods
My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
Wood fired Pizza
How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
My neighbour asked me “Hey, how much wood did you chop today?”
I said, “Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
I was stacking wood and a piece fell and tried to hit me
He was all bark and no bite
What do you call hairy woods?
I thought about dressing up as a plank of wood for halloween
I changed my mind because i would get board quickly.
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
"Hey!! How long have you been chopping wood for?"
"Not sure, let me check my logs."
I can cut a piece of wood in half with my eyes.
It’s true I saw it with my own eyes.
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