Me and my son came across a fake Bamboo plant.

Looks like we got Bamboozled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickiokai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Did you hear about the bamboo truck accident?

It’s pandamonium there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I'm really scared of bamboo.

Bamboo shoots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call a confused Bamboo plant?

Bamboozled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramblin_nomad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Have you heard about the new book about bamboo?

It’s a great reed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantlouwagie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I got scammed into buying fake bamboo

That day, I was bamboozled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nadikarosuto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My wife was just swapping out objects on the mantle, and my son asked why she was putting bamboo up there.

I told him she was decorating for Halloween, and they both just gave me a flat look. Then with a grin on my face I simply said bamBOO!! Much to my wife’s dismay my 6 year old has been repeating it for the last 20 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lancer611
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What do you say when you're floor shopping and buy fake bamboo thinking it's real?

Crap! I've been bamboozled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopperLink
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I just spent $13 on 2 cents worth of bamboo

I got bamboozled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garshopolis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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A magician fooled a crowd by making it look like be shoved bamboo up his nose

They were bamboozled

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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I thought my stick was made of bamboo, but it is actually just normal wood.

I’ve been bamboozled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gokugamer16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Bamboo

We’re having asparagus with dinner. My daughter just said β€œIf you cut off the tops it looks like bamboo. Have you been feeding me bamboo?!” I said, β€œYes, you’ve been... bamboo-zeled.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imahawki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who mistook bamboo for licorice?

It was a real bamboozler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinorinocappucino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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What do you call a fake bamboo plant?

Shamboo.

Got a good groan from my wife for that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanityfarm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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Did you hear about the chaos in the wildlife park?

Ammonia was accidentally spilt over bamboo when the animals were feeding. It caused a complete panda ammonium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citygentry
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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How do you scare a panda bear?

With BamBOO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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A panda walks into a restaurant.

He seats himself at a table. The sight is so strange that the owner comes over personally and asks, "Can I help you?" The panda replies, "Do you have anything with bamboo?" The owner answers, "We have a few Chinese dishes that have bamboo." The panda says, "I'll just have the bamboo." So the owner heads to the kitchen and soon returns with a plate of bamboo. The panda eats every last morsel, then pulls out a pistol, fires it into the ceiling, and walks out. The owner is startled and completely confused, so he follows the panda all the way back to the zoo. When he finds the zoo keeper, he walks up and asks, "Do you have any idea what your panda just did? He came into my restaurant, ate a bunch of bamboo, pulled out a pistol, fired it into the ceiling, and walked out." The zoo keeper replied, "Well, of course, he's a panda; that's what they do." Then, when he saw the owner was still confused, added, "Haven't you ever read about pandas?" More confused than ever, the owner walks ho

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What so you get when you cross a ghost and a firecracker?

Bamboo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broccoli_dicks
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What do you call a panda who has been tricked with food?

Bamboo-zled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skyfi357
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What type of plant hits people before it scares people?

Bamboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointingoutpoop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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A Panda walks into a restaurant...

sits down and orders bamboo. Once he finishes his meal he stands up, pulls two guns from his furry pockets and shoots up at the ceiling not harming anyone. He then drops the guns and walks out. Confused, his waiter runs after him and yells, "Hey bear! What was that all about??!!". The panda says "Look me up." Confused, the waiter looks up "panda" and reads, "A bear that eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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One of my dad's funnier ones..

A panda goes into a restaurant and orders some bamboo for dinner. After he is done he asks the waiter for the bill.

As the waiter approaches he pulls out a semi-automatic and starts opening fire.

The scared and confused waiter asks him why is he doing all this.

The Panda just hands him a dictionary with a bookmark pointing to panda.

Panda: Eats shoots and leaves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secrethat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I was presented with a dad joke at the grocery store tonight...

Old gentleman at the checkout scans my bamboo skewers and says "do these really work for skewering bamboo?". We had a good laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazynothin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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My dad would have been proud

I took my two kids (4 and 6) to the new aquarium in our city. They have a petting tank with harmless bamboo sharks. I reach in to the tank. 4 year old: "Is it dangerous?" Me: "Yep" and get a good look of slight fear from him. I then pull my hand out with my ring finger bent over and show it to him. He responds with a look of abject horror. 6 year old: "Stop messing with us!" Unfold my finger and show them. My 4 year old was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kitty2228
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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