A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devolime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyPenguin44
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....

Dozentit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumbojimbojamo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Whats a pigs favorite type of wood?

Mahogany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heartstop56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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If celebrities were types of wood

Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)

Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)

Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)

Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)

Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)

Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)

Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)

Russel Branch (Russel Brand)

Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeardyJunior2110
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I showed my girlfriend the door last night.

I said, "What do you think? It's mahogany."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Me telling my son a bedtime story

"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."

SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TightMysticmike
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Would be great if I had a joke about a small mahogany garden bird

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/essenceofpotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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A small mahogany bird πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ It would be great if that joke had a punchline…

wooden tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yennicita
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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It would be great if i had a joke about birds and mahogany,

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SillyActuary
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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It'd be great if I had a joke about a small mahogany bird...

Wooden tit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26326312
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