A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...
Wooden tit
I was going to make a joke about this mahogany bird, but that would be so immature...wooden tit.
My friend told me he once met a lady with twelve breasts. "Sounds strange," I had to tell him....
Dozentit
If celebrities were types of wood
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
I showed my girlfriend the door last night.
I said, "What do you think? It's mahogany."
Me telling my son a bedtime story
"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."
SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"
Would be great if I had a joke about a small mahogany garden bird
Wooden tit
A small mahogany bird 👈🏼 It would be great if that joke had a punchline…
wooden tit.
It would be great if i had a joke about birds and mahogany,
Wooden tit
It'd be great if I had a joke about a small mahogany bird...
Wooden tit
