I’ve always wanted to tap my neighbors’ maple tree, but he wouldn’t give me permission.

Think I could do it syruptitiously?

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Dad: Why did the elephant climb the maple tree?

Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).

Dad: To eat some cherries.

Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.

Dad: He brought his own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RipKipley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Where would you go to get maple sushi with poutine dipping sauce?

Japanada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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If you're a flapjack and you need to go pee you maple the 3rd handle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Maple syrup is pretty good on pancakes imo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeltedSSD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Whenever someone asks me if I prefer maples, elms, or oaks, my response is always the same:

"It's not a poplar tree contest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Well, the new year is upon us and that means I have to stick spigots in all my red and black maple trees...

The task always saps my strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What did the two maple trees get in trouble for when they crossed onto a farmer’s land?

Treespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladMahi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you call a thief that robs a maple orchard?

Syruptitious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melonwheel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kamiuq
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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How do maple trees tell secrets?

Syruptitiously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3copenhaver
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?

Neither team plays professional level Hockey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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There we were, driving through a small southern town with my mom and she says, β€œMaple, elm, cedar, all these streets are named after trees. I wonder why.”

Then there’s me over here, β€œI guess tree names were poplar. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mapkar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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The first ever guy they tested out to eat maple syrup from a tree must’ve been a real sap!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OmarFromtheWire2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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I just got my birthday card and when I opened it, maple syrup came oozing out

It was from my Aunt Jemima

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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During a trip to Canada, I participated in a maple syrup collecting workshop

I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My maple tree has nice full jugs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Szmurf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like maple syrup. I wondered aloud if they scent it.

Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coot_Friday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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What did the botanist say when they saw their colleague was studying maple tree reproduction?

"GASP! That's indehiscent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeysFault
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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Did you see the new movie about maple syrup?

It starts out sappy but ends up sweet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WattledBear0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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Easy with the maple syrup, Son!

That stuff doesn't grow on trees, you know!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfoust2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Why did the maple tree not have any friends?

Because he wasn't poplar.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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