Emma Bunton shares snippet of "I Wish I Could Have Loved You More" (originally sung by Candie Payne) instagram.com/p/BvynnT-nf…
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Candie Payne - "I Wish" [indie / alternative] - Dat groove. youtube.com/watch?v=p43BT…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Virtual Drag Race Season 21: Episode 1- Build A Goddamn Drag Bitch! PREMIERE

Grace Bones is sipping tea with who else, but Grace Jones.

β€œDARLING.” Grace Jones smirks.

Yes?

β€œIt’s been a few months… Where are the racers?” Grace raises an eyebrow. β€œI was expecting them to arrive…”

Oh, they’re coming… I’ve been doing some work.

The screen cuts to Grace Bones remodelling the werkroom, painting the walls, chainsawing tables, and putting together mannequins.

β€œMy Question is..” Grace looks at Grace Bones. β€œWill they slay?”

Sister, you know… just like we do, they shall.

Grace Jones grins.

But, this is a new era. More than ever before, I want these racers to GROW. You don’t start a superstar. You become it.

β€œSo, the first Drag Superstar of this era…”

Will fight their way to this journey. Will learn, will battle, and will give THEIR ALL!

β€œSo it’ll be a battle.” Grace Jones grins.

Oh, it’ll be a race.

Grace winks.

~

Grace’s Drag Race

Start your ENGINES!

Grace Bones rides through a racing set, ZOOMING past a crowd.

Grace’s Drag Race

May the best Artist WIN!

Dandi Lionne throws her hat at Grace’s car, in furious shock as she speeds past.

Grace’s Drag Race

STAAAART YOUR ENGINES!

Atlantis, B.A.B.E, Billie J. Bob, Christmas Yves and Corsica Traggio cackle in sexy racer couture, waving over the cars.

Grace’s Drag Race

MAY THE BEST ARTIST

Emilia Goldd, Iona Frenzy, Jean Harlot, Kandy Krush and Kendoll Kourdiel jump into different race cars, dressed as professional drivers.

BEST ARTIST

Libra Van Lier, Lisa Liquor, Sakura 4.0, Sharr Payne and The Fajira cheer from the crowd, watching as racers.

WIN!

Grace winks into the camera.

https://preview.redd.it/n0ugf11rx2781.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca5c70b5ca5f0079188a0e00c38c3e08cf07cbe6

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In a flash, a smoke bomb covers the werkroom. Out rocks Billie J. Bob, dressed head to toe in a sleek spy suit. He looks suave, sophisticated- and then, he starjumps and the suave suit becomes a fringe fashion statement. β€œDaddy’s Home!” Billie yells.

Billie J. Bob: β€œI’m Billie J. Bob, and Baby King I am no more! It’s been a few years, but I am back, baby!”

β€œOh my, this werkroom...” Billie gasps as he looks at the new painted black and white sleek werkroom.

*Billie J. Bob: β€œI was your first out of Season 18, when I had just started drag. My family didn’t even know yet! I was just a little streaming King, and since my season… the world has opened up. I’ve toured, I’ve shown my drag, I’ve gotten divorced, I’

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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A queen size statement.
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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[Thanks] Anitaxjffdskjarizard for the Payne's Gray watercolor and sarcastichorse for the japanese candy! imgur.com/a/yRyCo
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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List of players Embiid has blocked and Thybulle has picked

Upon popular request, after tweaking the AssistScraper list by /u/karabou_1

Here's a list of players that Embiid has blocked, any surprises in here?

Rank Player Blocked
1 Zach LaVine 8
2 Russell Westbrook 6
3 Kyrie Irving 6
4 Donovan Mitchell 6
5 Brandon Ingram 6
6 Bradley Beal 6
7 Lou Williams 5
8 Giannis Antetokounmpo 5
9 Enes Kanter 5
10 Kemba Walker 5
11 James Harden 5
12 Malcolm Brogdon 5
13 Willy HernangΓ³mez 4
14 Collin Sexton 4
15 Caris LeVert 4
16 Tristan Thompson 4
17 Eric Bledsoe 4
18 Thaddeus Young 4
19 Jayson Tatum 4
20 LeBron James 4
21 Malik Monk 4
22 Kelly Oubre 4
23 Brandon Knight 4
24 De'Aaron Fox 4
25 Julius Randle 4
26 Bismack Biyombo 3
27 Victor Oladipo 3
28 Trae Young 3
29 Jrue Holiday 3
30 Jeremy Lamb 3
31 Anthony Edwards 3
32 Marcus Morris 3
33 Allonzo Trier 3
34 Emmanuel Mudiay 3
35 Jordan Clarkson 3
36 Jonas Valančiūnas 3
37 Fred VanVleet 3
38 Dwight Howard 3
39 Paul Millsap 3
40 Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 3
41 Bam Adebayo 3
42 Otto Porter 3
43 Devin Booker 3
44 Brook Lopez 3
45 Zach Randolph 3
46 Darius Bazley 3
47 Dennis Smith 3
48 Jaylen Brown 3
49 Spencer Dinwiddie 3
50 Bojan Bogdanović 3
51 Cody Zeller 3
52 Pascal Siakam 3
53 Blake Griffin 3
54 Jabari Parker 3
55 Jusuf Nurkić 3
56 Damian Lillard 3
57 Joe Ingles 3
58 Reggie Jackson 2
59 Willie Cauley-Stein 2
60 Frank Ntilikina 2
61 Ante Žižić 2
62 Mason Plumlee 2
63 Anthony Davis 2
64 Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 2
65 Walt Lemon 2
66 Karl-Anthony Towns 2
67 DeMar DeRozan 2
68 Kyle O'Quinn 2
69 Shelvin Mack 2
70 Greg Monroe 2
71 Daniel Theis 2
72 RJ Barrett 2
73 Danilo Gallinari 2
74 Khris Middleton 2
75 Darren Collison 2
76 Tim Hardaway 2
77 Evan Fournier 2
78 Bobby Portis 2
79 Andrew Wiggins 2
80 Bogdan Bogdanović 2
81 Aron Baynes 2
82 Hassan Whiteside 2
83 DeMarre Carroll 2
84 Delon Wright 2
85 Justise Winslow 2
86 Nicolas Claxton 2
87 Eric Gordon 2
88 Joffrey Lauvergne 2
89 Tyler Ulis 2
90 Serge Ibaka 2
91 Alex Len 2
92
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Spi__
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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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The Ancient Romans II
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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My husband said our infant son could microwave...

And then shook his arm really fast.

(True story, please groan with me.)

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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