Step Ladder Puns

I never knew my real ladder.

Me: Sure! Here, it's in my garage.

My Neighbor: That's not a step-ladder.

Me: Yes, it is. My wife brought it from her previous marriage.

But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.

He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”

... I never even knew my real ladder

He says it's not his real ladder.

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If only I knew my real ladder.

It hurts not being able to see my real ladder anymore.

Edit: Hopefully this will climb to the top for today.

Actual Edit: the first edit wasn't an edit, it was in the original post. I called my shot. fist pump

But I still miss my real ladder sometimes.

“I never knew my real ladder.”

And I prefer the latter.

Because my real ladder went for a pack of smokes and never came back.

Your not my father

We were out on a party boat that our family rented. My wife's uncle points to the ladder to climb out of the water back in the boat and says, "That's just my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder."

My colleague in work was talking about when someone can be classed as grown-up and said that anyone that owns his own ladder should instantly be considered a proper grown up. He then asked if I had a ladder.

I replied 'I've got a step ladder, my real ladder left me when I was young'

I just wish it'd quit trying to replace my real ladder.

I'll certainty take the former over the ladder.

I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.

This joke sucks

Because my real ladder was broken.

• My dad.

... I never knew my real ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

I never knew my real ladder, but my step ladder raised me.

I never met my real ladder.

I never knew my real ladder

I never knew my real ladder

I never knew my real ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

Step 2:

Step 3:

He not my real ladder, but he raised me.

I never knew my real ladder.

I never knew my real one.

I never met my real ladder

:D

I said, “You’re not my real ladder!”

I never met my real ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

I never knew my Real Ladder

I never knew my real ladder.

never got to know my real ladder though

You're not my real ladder!

You're not my real ladder!