My friend moves on foot with a pompous gait while carrying an airplane wing bracing...

He walks with a strut.

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Hope some of you get/gait/gate the joke
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📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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A side effect of gaining weight is often...

a waning gait.

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📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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My street recently banned cars

I never thought I would live in a gaited community

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So my dad picked me up for work this morning.

We were driving down an alley when we saw a man doing a jerky sort of run-walk. My dad asked if I would consider that type of movement as being a "gait." I thought about it for a second and replied that, yes it could be considered a gait. "Well, then that guy was an 'Alley-Gaiter!'""

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