My best friend is a tightrope walker

The only problem with him is that he's so high strung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?

You fall off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I'm a single dad and a fast walker

I guess I'm just looking for love in all the wrong paces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revoltinglemur
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank?

To check his balance

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If Game of Thrones was written by M. Night Shyamalan, what would he have called the White Walkers?

Icy Dead People

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluxitup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I added Paul Walker as a friend on X-box...

But he spends all his time on his dashboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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A tightrope walker was audited last month.

His balance was off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigreye007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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why did the cannibal eat the tight rope walker first thing in the morning?

it's all part of a balanced breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasismyname_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker.

I used to look up to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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I’ve just started working as a professional dog walker and it’s so easy,

It’s a walk in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dubzeeeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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My friend is a professional sleep walker.

He is living the dream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What did Christopher Lloyd say after drinking Johnnie Walker?

Great scotch!

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I don’t understand why malls don’t kick out mall walkers

It just seems like loitering with extra steps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmenseDruid721
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I placed my pint down on the table in the pub and one of the waiters walker over to my table.

"Would you like a beer mat?" he asked.

I said, "I prefer cider, pal. And my name isn't Matt."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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In his previous career as a tightrope walker, Frankie Avalon learned to be very safety conscious.

He never worked without a net.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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You cant rely on most circus professionals. Except for tightrope walkers...

...they always toe the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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My friend is a dog walker

My friend texted me one day and said:

"I was walking the dogs on the trail and I was wondering if anything interesting was going to happen. Then a Girl walked onto the trail with her horse. She was walking her horse in a bra."

To which I messaged back saying: "That is awesome! How did she get the horse in a bra?"

I could feel him groan through the next 10 text messages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axeofdeath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a well-balanced meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?

He wanted a balanced meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylyn_conner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Why did the circus lion eat the tight rope walker?

He needed a balanced meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaquielleOFeel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Why did the lion eat the tight rope walker?

He wanted a balanced breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeGuyGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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