I asked my hiker buddy about where his last adventure was, but he couldn't answer me.

He just trailed off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Did you hear about the drunk hiker?

Y’know, Johnnie Walker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmahandback
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..

They found himalayan in the ice..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What's the mountain that hikers are reluctant to visit?

Whateverest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seba_Swans
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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How did the hikers describe having intercourse in the woods?

It was fucking in-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Why did the hikers sit down in the woods after a long day?

Forrest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Largedump
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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As a hiker and a climber, summits might not be my favorite

but they're near the top.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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From The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

β€œYou know,” said Arthur, β€œit’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.” β€œWhy, what did she tell you?” β€œI don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user120300
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I was told off by my fellow hikers for covering my walking stick in dried grapes.

Well, now I'm raisin cane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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I met a hiker the other day.

It was all uphill from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightning_mccree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Don't Accept e-mails From Hormel Foods

It could be SPAM (Credit to u/Hayek_Hiker )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telakyn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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