Hike Puns

I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

Norway you’ll get me to do that

I said “it’s all downhill from here!”

I nearly puma pants.

A trail mix

Because he wanted to Rome

Edit: fixed typo

It was a soul-crushing experience.

He has hives.

and I like my Corona without Lyme.

They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞

It's my trail mix

I don't get it, I've just been telling them to take a Hike.

It was intense, just like how we were camping.

I asked my girlfriend what she thought trees would sound like if they talked while on a hike.

She said "I bet we couldn't understand them"

I said "why do you think that?"

She said "because they probably only bark"

She then laughed the next half mile down the trail barking occasionally and saying "shh, shh, do you hear that? Thats a tree talking in the distance"

They're a walk in the park.

It was truly the peak of my day.

We were right below the flight path of the major airport in the area because there was a plane that was fairly close to the ground. So I said "I wonder why they are flying so low?" to which she responds "I don't think so, they probably have more than one passenger." I stare at her... she goes "So low? Solo?" I laughed and groaned. She will make a great dad.

It was a fawn dew party.

She said 'pretty decent.'

I responded 'What about the ascent?'

and arrived in dorsal Fin-land.

They were really out for blood.

It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.

"There's no cake, it's all just rocks and dirt."

Nah, I'ma stay.

Because now it's an un-Marked trail.

...put a damper on things.

"Well, recently didn't you say you wanted to live a bolder life?" Zing!

My wife was taking a picture of the falls and I walked up behind her and asked "water you looking at?" Face palm and eye roll both. In fact a couple next to us overheard and also face palmed #winning

• Knock Knock!
• Who's there?
• Hike!
• Hike Who?
• "No one at the door. The grisly truth is out now: You are all alone."

We were getting ready to go hiking around Mt. Rainier, and were hanging out in a large tent my wife's grandparents had set up. Her younger brother tried turning on a light hanging from the ceiling of the tent, but it wasn't plugged in. My Father-in-law looked at him seriously and said "looks like you'll need to plug it in to a currant bush."

Cue groans and eye rolls from everyone. At least I was able to appreciate the beauty of a quick-witted dad joke.

"Meh - It was okay. It had its ups and downs."

"Hey, son, want to hear a joke?" "Sure, dad!" "This rock is gneiss."

We are hiking this mountain, has been really nice weather when the wind suddenly picks up in force.

sis. "Where the hell does that wind come from!?"

me. point in general direction of where the wind comes from "From there"

The expression on her face told me that I might experience some sort of "accident" later on.