I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.

From there, it's all downhill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?

BIKINGS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I was hiking yesterday, when I suddenly ran in to a cougar....

Almost made me puma pants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley

He was in Denali.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me

Man, I puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr0mayhem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADMR21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America

Because you're looking a little chilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clearlytrippin179
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Girlfriend, my dog and I went hiking today and on the way up the mountain there was a big bee buzzing around my head.

So I said β€œBee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What kind of pet likes hiking and democratic socialism?

Bernie’s mountain dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strictlybalrogs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.

Now I know where we stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him

It was unbearable to watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanDzikipan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.

It was a site for sore aye-ayes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craniate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Dad: Son, let's go hiking.

Son: Hiking?

Dad: I'm not king, I'm dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I bought a new sports jacket for hiking

It's a trail blazer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopgod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I've been caught in light rainstorms while hiking before, but the mountain I was on this weekend was rainier.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?

I'd PUMA pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My stepdad and stepmom were hiking.

They had to walk on a loose wooden bridge to cross the river. My stepdad started walking on it but my stepmom refused to walk on it until my stepdad reached the other side.

When I asked her the reason , she pointed to a sign which read "One step at a time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Hiking with my dad while growing up in Texas. Every time.

Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunnysaurus_Rex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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Two doctors are out hiking and the first one trips and cuts his knee pretty badly on a rock. The second doctor says, "That looks pretty bad. Want me to stitch that up for you?" The first doctor says, "Nah, I got it."

The second doctor responds, "Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruce_lees_ghost
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I love hiking and walking!

Although hiking is just walking with extra steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tequila100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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If mental institutions started making hiking trails

We could call them β€œpsychopaths”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamflexx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......

.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"

I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkyfacealbert
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I made a hiking playlist...

I called it a Trail Mix. :

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JulieDM223
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I was hiking the other day when I suddenly saw a cougar.

Almost made me puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I was hiking yesterday when suddenly I ran into a cougar!

almost made me puma pants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danny_sob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ishmit_singh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingjackal7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking...

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumbletrees3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetusTheFetus08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshovhan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

(Not oc I just thought it was funny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewCowSmell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justmaurice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I made a playlist for hiking.

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

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I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dramatic_Tip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem.. I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobexmaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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