Why does Jesus rise?
Because his body was made out of bread
Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
These kitties love puns almost as much as napping, and the rise of the proletariat.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
Got a pay rise of $1000 today, effective immediately.
What a grand start to the weekend.
My buddy once asked me what it's like to work as a high rise window washer...
I said it has its ups and downs.
What is the area of a circular piece of dough, where the slice length is "z" and the rise is "A"
Pi(z)(z)(A)
Edit: Volume not area
I told my boss I need a pay rise and that 3 other companies were after me...
He said 'which ones?'
I said ' Gas, electric and water'
So I just found out some politicians with bowel problems are unfairly helping other politicians with bowel problems rise to power.
I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.
If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'
They say firefighters deserve a pay rise
But apparently a pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor
Who rises during Yeaster?
How did Sith Lords rise to the top?
Say “Rise up lights” out loud.
Congratulations, you can now say razor blades in Australian.
Do you know why it took Jesus 3 days to rise from his grave?
It would’ve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.
I was watching the sun rise, when it dawned on me
Iron Deficiency gang rise up!
"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"
"It's called Bread Rising."
I was going to wake up early to watch the sun rise.
But then it dawned on me that I should sleep in.
The r/punpatrol has gone too far! We need to rise up!
bread and the sun are similar - both rise in the yeast
The next generation rises....
It's safe to assume that, once someone rises to the rank of Colonel, they will continue to be promoted.
Though I guess that's just a generalization.
Every day I forget which direction the sun rises...
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
I have to rise up if I want to beat them.
How did Jesus rise from the dead?
YEASTER EGGS
I'm a couple days late on this one but he took his time too
I always have trouble living in high rise buildings with many neighbors.
I might I might have an apartment complex.
As I sat there on that dark, winter morning, I couldn’t remember when the sun would finally rise....
But then it dawned on me.
My buddy said, "All Rise!"
And, so I told him, "That's not how you bake bread, tho.."
Amsterdam will be one of the first major cities to be wiped out by sea level rise due to climate change
I guess it will be Amsterdamned.
That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?
source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/
Why did the balloon prices rise?
Inflation
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Also serious economic issues in the United States which will hopefully be addressed soon.
I swear they're trying to get a rise out of me.
What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?
Why didn't the bread rise in the great state of Maine.
What do you call a bird which rises from the ashes but is unable to fly?
Why should you never grow corn on a rise?
Then the hills have ears.
When bread rises....
....is that called a yeast inflection?
"Crime always rises when it's hot out..."
"...probably because it's so muggy."
dad said this at Rise of the Apes last night
During the charge scene he leans in and says
"Talk about guerrilla warfare"
I was trying to figure out what time the sun would rise this morning.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
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