Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...

...I set your garden on fire.

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📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
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📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Roses are red violets are blue...

I can make only bad dad jokes unlike you.

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📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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Roses are red, that much is true, violets are purple...

Not fucking blue!

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📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue

You're welcome for the gardening facts

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👤︎ u/x_amxxn_x
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Roses are red, gliders can glide,
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📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Roses are red, I don't like jam
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📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Roses are red, so is my bed

I got an upvote, but why is it red?

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📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I've got to sneeze. Ah-ah-ah-choo!

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📅︎ Feb 15 2017
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I'm very observant.

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📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Roses are red. Violets are blue

Just an observation.

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📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Roses are red...

Roses are red. Violets are red. The grass is red. The fence is red. OH SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Roses are red. Violets are read. The grass is red.

My garden burns

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👤︎ u/Berster6
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no pun and so do you.
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📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have multiple personalities

And so do I

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📅︎ May 07 2019
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Roses are red

Violets are red

The grass is red

The trees are red

Holy shit the gardens on fire

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👤︎ u/natteulven
📅︎ Nov 06 2016
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