What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja!

(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released

UB40 now

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I ended things with my communist girlfriend.

Too many red flags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TKCZBW_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Long live Rudolph the red
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasd84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What did the green light say to the red light?

Don't look I'm changing.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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The red ship collided with a blue ship!

The crews got marooned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...

I told her I was just completely sunburnt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_lp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandyVandy9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...

"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13harry09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw some blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...

It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordoftheClouds00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I red a joke about colors once.

It blue my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!

Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmer’s market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.

I said, only if they’re givin’ β€˜em away, givin’ β€˜em away, givin’ β€˜em away now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARCdotcom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why do farmers wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiesInRuins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...

But I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-MEGA-O
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I red a book about colors...

it blue me away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fdaas403
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin

Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!

Me: What's he robbing 🀨

Kid: facepalm 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasNowtbut69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?

Scart issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulfneck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.

So, could you brown it up a bit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blortted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CV3C20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...

...I set your garden on fire.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?

The Coup Klux Klan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobMV03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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*Sed noises*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Want to know why nurses like red crayons?

Sometimes they have to draw blood.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.

If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/egb233
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.

Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shigglezandgitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why do people Say Red It?

Because people use Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darnli_YT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What's blue and tastes like red paint?

blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicklePopular
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clatuu1337
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaharry23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What’s red and smells like green paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rf152
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_Normal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What is red and bad for the teeth?

A brick

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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A red ship crashes into a blue ship...

All the sailors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Red hot chili pepper weight

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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