What do you call a red-headed ninja?
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
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︎ Apr 19 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
If you were 8 years old when "Red, Red Wine" was released
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Long live Rudolph the red
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What did the green light say to the red light?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Being a parent is hard - my son won't ever let me have a good night's sleep; so when my wife came home the other day and asked why I was so red...
I told her I was just completely sunburnt
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Whatβs red and bad for your teeth?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw some blood
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︎ Mar 20 2021
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I red a joke about colors once.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
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︎ Mar 19 2021
My girlfriend and I were just touring the farmerβs market - she said one of the tables had some red hot chilli peppers, and asked if I wanted some.
I said, only if theyβre givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away now.
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Why do farmers wear red suspenders?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My doctor told me to drink two bottles of red wine after a hot bath...
But I canβt even finish drinking the hot bath
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...
Now I can't read anything.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I red a book about colors...
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin
Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!
Me: What's he robbing π€¨
Kid: facepalm π€£
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Rudolph the Red knows rain dear
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Roses are Red, Violets Are Red...
...I set your garden on fire.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
*Sed noises*
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Want to know why nurses like red crayons?
Sometimes they have to draw blood.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Have you ever seen a red toad? They turn that color when they eat red mushrooms.
If you donβt believe me, just go check some toadstool.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Whatβs red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Whatβs red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Why do people Say Red It?
Because people use Reddit.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What is red and bad for your teeth?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Whatβs red and smells like green paint?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What's red and bad for your teeth?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What is red and bad for the teeth?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
A red ship crashes into a blue ship...
All the sailors were marooned.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Red hot chili pepper weight
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What did the Red light say to the Green light?
Don't look at me I'm changing!
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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