Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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Red paint
What do you call bees that make milk?
Boo-bees
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leavable
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
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Now I can't even read the thing!
I’m 6ft 2” how big are the others?
Brick
In case she needed to draw blood.
Found out they need them to draw blood
It was the least I could do for him
They were marooned.
Now what’s left is Yellow Pages
Stop-ku
I told her, “a lot of re-posts on r/dadjokes”
It was the Green Arrow.
So I started cooking my steaks well done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Dad turns red and tries fighting his reaction
Mom: control yourself, don't do it, this is an important moment.
Dad: hi gay I'm dad
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
It was the list I could do
A ginja!
(Straight from my red-headed teacher who has this nickname from his in-laws)
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
A brick.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
UB40 now
All of the crew are marooned
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
IT DROWNED.
I guess you could say that girl is Poi’s Son.
Washington DC.
Too many red flags.
He was the original ginger bread man.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
Now I can't read anything.
Red paint
Red paint.
Now I can't read anything .
Sometimes they need to draw blood.
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
Just incase she had to draw blood
