23 Hilarious Rising Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

House of the rising pun

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👤︎ u/Demosthenes-42

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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The Price of Gas is Rising

Call that Inflatulation

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👤︎ u/Drunken_Leaf

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Black Smoke Rising by

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👤︎ u/DARKKN1GHT453

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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If the seas are rising so much due to climate change

We should start calling them B-‘s

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👤︎ u/you_kiIled_my_father

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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👤︎ u/LifeOfRi

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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“Due to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”

“We hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”

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👤︎ u/okaypuck

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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👤︎ u/MCMajorGeo

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.

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👤︎ u/juangusta

📅︎ Dec 01 2019

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How do you know when dough has finished rising?

When it has nothing left to prove

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👤︎ u/raresaturn

📅︎ Mar 13 2020

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Apparently the cost of balloons is rising

Well, that's inflation for ya

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👤︎ u/ToxianLeader

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!

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👤︎ u/1901victorco

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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Prices rising

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👤︎ u/HDBeats

📅︎ Oct 31 2018

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We recently hired a magician at the cemetery based on his response to how he could help combat the rising costs of burial arrangements.

"Abracadaver."

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👤︎ u/Vodkashana

📅︎ Apr 15 2019

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/Nicstradamus

📅︎ Feb 08 2016

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The number of puns is 'rising'

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

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👤︎ u/Jonstermunch

📅︎ Apr 23 2018

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Rising inflections for sale, going cheap.

No questions asked.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Mar 19 2017

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Read a sad news article about rising depression statistics amongst dwarves

Apparently, only one in seven calls themselves happy

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👤︎ u/ClownPrinceOfMime

📅︎ Jun 18 2018

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Temperature rising can be explained very easily

"climate" goes up, "abseilmate" goes down.

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👤︎ u/gimlie135

📅︎ May 04 2018

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My wife: "Could you please go down to the basement pantry and get me the self-rising flour?"

Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"

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👤︎ u/StChas77

📅︎ Jun 21 2017

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The rising generation. buttersafe.com/2012/05/03…

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👤︎ u/tctimomothy

📅︎ May 04 2014

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Tension is always rising. badjokesnobs.com/2013/10/…

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👤︎ u/badjokesnobs

📅︎ Dec 04 2013

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Genesis Rising (u/folxify) had a good dad joke:

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

http://i.imgur.com/lkGbFJk.png?2

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👤︎ u/TheHomoclinicOrbit

📅︎ May 13 2014

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So yesterday I went to the store. All that I got was a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. That was all. Fortunately it was light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!

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👤︎ u/1901victorco

📅︎ Dec 16 2018

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