House of the rising pun
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Demosthenes-42
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โ€œDue to the rising number of dolphin attacks, weโ€™ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.โ€

โ€œWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/okaypuck
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20
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I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MCMajorGeo
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If the seas are rising so much due to climate change

We should start calling them B-โ€˜s

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Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?

Yeah, they're calling it global worming.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LifeOfRi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04
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Black Smoke Rising by
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DARKKN1GHT453
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How do you know when dough has finished rising?

When it has nothing left to prove

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/raresaturn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13
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Whoever did this is certainly a rising star in the company.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/juangusta
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Apparently the cost of balloons is rising

Well, that's inflation for ya

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ToxianLeader
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1901victorco
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Prices rising
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HDBeats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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We recently hired a magician at the cemetery based on his response to how he could help combat the rising costs of burial arrangements.

"Abracadaver."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vodkashana
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nicstradamus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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The number of puns is 'rising'

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jonstermunch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Rising inflections for sale, going cheap.

No questions asked.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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Read a sad news article about rising depression statistics amongst dwarves

Apparently, only one in seven calls themselves happy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ClownPrinceOfMime
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Temperature rising can be explained very easily

"climate" goes up, "abseilmate" goes down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gimlie135
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 04 2018
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My wife: "Could you please go down to the basement pantry and get me the self-rising flour?"

Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StChas77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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The rising generation. buttersafe.com/2012/05/03โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tctimomothy
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Tension is always rising. badjokesnobs.com/2013/10/โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/badjokesnobs
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Genesis Rising (u/folxify) had a good dad joke:

What do you do when you see a space man?

You park your car, man.

http://i.imgur.com/lkGbFJk.png?2

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheHomoclinicOrbit
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So yesterday I went to the store. All that I got was a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. That was all. Fortunately it was light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1901victorco
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