The clerk said “Actually, it is due to increased inflation.”
Call that Inflatulation
We should start calling them B-‘s
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
“We hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”
He thought it was upsetting.
When it has nothing left to prove
Well, that's inflation for ya
You will be mist.
"Abracadaver."
I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.
No questions asked.
Apparently, only one in seven calls themselves happy
"climate" goes up, "abseilmate" goes down.
Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"
What do you do when you see a space man?
You park your car, man.
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