Climber Puns

A list of puns related to "Climber"

Why do ballerinas make horrible climbers?

They always need a leg up.

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👤︎ u/MrFillywonk
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?

It’s a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.

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👤︎ u/mikebailey1979
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson
📅︎ May 15 2019
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What do you call a rock climber who gets stuck at the very top?
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👤︎ u/PBandJthyme
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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Mountain climbers are so arrogant...

...They think the whole world is beneath them.

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👤︎ u/JudasIsTheBestKisser
📅︎ Jan 18 2016
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I would like to dedicate this joke to my Dad, who was a professional mountain climber.

So...dad, if you are up there...

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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How do mountain climbers like their whiskey?

On the rocks

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👤︎ u/AHopelessSemantic
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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When it comes to roofing houses, there's only two kinds of people; jumpers and climbers

Personally, I chose the latter

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👤︎ u/-CrestiaBell
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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How do rock climbers celebrate?

Hip hip, belay!

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👤︎ u/Adumnin
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Which continent is home to the world’s best climbers?

Eu-rope.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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As a hiker and a climber, summits might not be my favorite

but they're near the top.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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A mountain climber had recently set the world record for climbing a mountain with a strange name

He was at the peak of productivity

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👤︎ u/tylermemelord
📅︎ Jul 27 2018
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Why can't you take the cross product of a mountain climber and an elephant...

Because the mountain climber is a scalar

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👤︎ u/SickemMavdog
📅︎ Feb 11 2012
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What do Cuban mountain climbers use to manage their ropes?

Caribbean-ers

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👤︎ u/snip3rh3ad5ho7
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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How do mountain climbers like to drink their alcohol?

On the rocks.

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👤︎ u/Eleventhearlofmar
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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👤︎ u/Charbarka
📅︎ Mar 18 2017
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