Stroller Puns

Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

My butt hurt so bad afterwards I couldn’t sit down.

Dads looks at me and says, "look son, she is pushing last years fun"

Seriously, any tips are welcome.

While reading an article about fathers and sons drinking together, I remembered the time I took my daughter out for her first drink. Off we went to our local bar only two blocks from the house. I got her a Guinness. She didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got her a Killian's she didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought she might like some Harp Lager? She didn't. I drank it. I thought maybe she'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope! In desperation, I had her try that 25 year old Glenfiddich. The bar's finest scotch. She wouldn't even smell it. What could I do but drink it! By the time I realized she just didn't like to drink, I was so shit-faced I could hardly push her stroller back home!!!
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[edited for spelling. sorry to offend.]

There was a zoo employee holding a polar bear foot for children to touch. As he pushed the stroller past, my husband paused, leaned towards him, and said, "aren't you chilly? You have bear feet!"

Then he grinned and laughed. I wasn't quite close enough to hear the setup, so he even got to repeat the joke for me.

My 4 yr old son and I went to a convention this weekend. We had to bring a stroller, because of all the walking. Usually when we went to panels and shows, we would get Isle seats because of the stroller. We roll up to our seat and sit down. My son hangs out in the stroller.

The man in front of us turn around and says, "Middle of the isle. Clear view of the stage. I'm jealous."

My 4 yr old son replies, "Hi, Jealous." without even missing a beat. I was proud.

I got him a Fosters, but he didn't like that, so I had it.

I tried him on Carling, but he hated that too, so I drank that as well.

Same thing with Guinness and Bitter.

I was doubling up on everything and he was happy with just fruit juice.

By the time we got onto the vodkas, I was too drunk to push his stroller home...

I was pushing my son in his stroller through the mall and was doing wheelies to get him to laugh when my wife told me to cut it out. I said "What the matter? I'm just popping a wheelie." to which she responded

"If you don't cut it out I am going to pop you wheelie hard!"

...groan...

In the photo, was my toddler twins in their "big kid" stroller for the first time, and I told him so. My father responded "where are you going to get the goat to pull it?"

So I am resting my legs lying down, and I was talking with my parents about the race. We talked about people we saw (since they were there to cheer me on) and my dad had a comment.

Dad: "You know what? I remember me and your mom saw a mom and dad, and they were pushing a stroller with a baby in it. And they were running. You know what the crazy thing was?"

Me: "What?"

Dad: The baby finished before them!"

Me: "Goddammit dad."

Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby

I remembered the stroller, the car seat and the diaper bag yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.