Why did the preschooler cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?

A Daycare's Buzzin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamugo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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My preschooler’s project β€” mistletoes
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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This is one from one of my preschoolers: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool

"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.

But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom

"Letter B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.

One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.

So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".

Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My son's preschool organized a Halloween hide-n-seek game today for the kids

It was a total witch hunt

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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I met my preschool-aged niece for the first time Christmas eve

She loves turning into a "blood monster," running up to people, slapping them, and claim she's sucking our blood as she yells "I'm a blood monster! Rawr!"

Me: "Oh no, she's a hemoGOBLIN!"

I got some applause from the few adults present.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Every morning before preschool.

Me: "Put my shoes on dad!"

Dad: "But they're too small for me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Friendly_Hobbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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My office

Any time anyone says they have to use the restroom, our boss calls out, "If you don't come back.... URINE trouble!"

Sometimes he shouts it accross the entire office. Like a preschooler with super hearing and a megaphone. One time, with an actual megaphone.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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