My son's nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners...

It's a day care scenter.

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Which nursery rhyme got Sean Connery kicked out of pre-school?

The itchy bitchy spider

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It was dress as your favorite nursery rhyme character at school today...

I saw a boy in a red shirt and shorts and asked what he was dressed as "All the rhymes I've red", he replied

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Dadjoke'd my dad at dinner tonight

So my whole family went out for the traditional Jewish Christmas Eve dinner of Chinese food, and I marveled at how good the place was, since we'd never tried it out before. Dad says it was a recommendation from a friend of his who I didn't know; I asked what she did and he said she was a 2-year old nursery school teacher.

I replied, "Wow, she must be pretty advanced for a 2-year old if they let her teach nursery school!" My step-mom laughed, then looked at me, then back at my dad, and went "well, he's definitely got your sense of humor."

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From β€œnoob raid” My son’s nursery school just bought some brand new air fresheners.

Its a Day Care Scenter!

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