Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
Humped D dumped E
It's an infantile problem
They woke up.
It's a day care scenter.
The itchy bitchy spider
1 baby looks over at the other and says, "I'm a little boy, how about you?" The other baby says, "A boy? How do you know?" The first baby whips back his blankey, points down, and says, "See! Blue booties!"
"Hmm," I said, "I quite like 'cursory'."
Humpday dumpty
I would call it Son of a Birch
Buy-1-get-1-tree
I saw a boy in a red shirt and shorts and asked what he was dressed as "All the rhymes I've red", he replied
My dad decided classic nursery rhymes are too graphic for today's youth. So he told my two year old daughter:
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And his winter wasn't half bad either.
Husband hands me the only thing that's mine (a small 8lb dumbbell) and says "it's really time you carried your own weight around here." I think he's ready for the baby to get here.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the other two got away with minor injuries.
ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS
Brother in Law: We got that rocking chair off of craigslist for $50.
Dad: That chair rocks.
Everyone: :: ugh ::
Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...
