Alas, I've no spring chicken!
They named it Don Quixote.
He was more hoping for a stable relationship.
A GingerBreed
It’s a stable business.
My homework ate my dog.
A hare raising experience
Guess you can say marineland has lost its porpoise
But I've heard it can be pretty hare raising.
However, it was a melancholy baby.
(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).
He heard it was a stable job.
I'm getting tired of his stupid ant-ticks!
...they're just trying to make a buck.
So one of my coworkers has like six Shih Tzu dogs that she wants to breed. One of her friends just got a French Bulldog puppy. She told me that when the puppy was old enough to be able to breed with her dogs she could have French Bullshih Puppies.
Any dog... buildings can’t jump
Cats can.
The CYBERian husky
A melon-collie baby.
Il-litterate
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
Because its eeleagle.
They're always making shortcuts
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
El if I know!
Because it’s too wet to woo.
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
Labs
The steaks are high.
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
Elaborador
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
It’s Eeleagle
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
The cur owner virus.
Duckumentary
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
A melancholy
"What's the best breed for horses like those you'd see in the old west movies," he asks the owner, "my mares are just like that." The owner thinks for a minute, then replies "Dachshund."
The man is surprised, and replies "are you sure about that? I was picturing something bigger that wouldn't get trampled on." The owner nods, and says "Yup, it's just like the movies - if you want your horses to behave, you get a long little doggie."
Not having much knowledge of the animals, he asks the owner to show him around and tell him about different breeds. "Sure, let's go," says the owner, and brings him over to the paddocks.
"So a lot depends on what you want the animal for," he says, and gestures to a powerful stallion running laps. "Over there, you've got your Type A horse: strong, fast, and a little unpredictable, but great if you want to get somewhere in a hurry."
"I think that'd be a little much for me," the man says, and the owner nods, then brings him over to see a mare quietly chomping at some hay in the shade. "This is a Type B horse - tends to be quiet and they're good companions, but not much for doing work."
The man pauses to think about what he wants the animal for, then looks over at a nearby pond and sees a horse swimming and diving over and over again. "What the heck is that one doing?" he asks the owner. "Oh, him? That's a C horse."
A Mellon Collie
Bullshit!
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
It’s Eeleagle.
It's eeleagle...
Because it's eeleagle.
