"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.
But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.
So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".
Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
It was a total witch hunt
She loves turning into a "blood monster," running up to people, slapping them, and claim she's sucking our blood as she yells "I'm a blood monster! Rawr!"
Me: "Oh no, she's a hemoGOBLIN!"
I got some applause from the few adults present.
Me: "Put my shoes on dad!"
Dad: "But they're too small for me!"
A Daycare's Buzzin'
Because he was feeling crumby.
Any time anyone says they have to use the restroom, our boss calls out, "If you don't come back.... URINE trouble!"
Sometimes he shouts it accross the entire office. Like a preschooler with super hearing and a megaphone. One time, with an actual megaphone.