It’s a running joke.
It's called Ba-cardio
....that I am up this early!”
Because those colors don’t run.
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
It was my longest running joke of the year.
When my wife asks where we went, I tell her we were just running Aarons.
It’s a running joke.
He always feels inclined to do so.
A Ref runned!
It's my longest running joke of the year.
It’s my longest running joke of this year.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
Otherwise you might get the runs.
I run, man!
Then I picked it up, and put it back in my kid’s toy box.
He wanted to jog his memory.
People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
maybe it'll help jog your memory.
But I kept on getting jogged
I had the time of my life.
I turned on the water and started to jog in place. She said, "dad, you are not even running!"
"But, the water is." I said
'That's the thing, I can't remember why so I'm trying to jog my memory.'
I had one in mind but I'm having trouble jogging my memory and am running out of ideas. Any help is much appreciated.
When I was a kid, my mom would take my siblings and me to go sledding at the park after a big snow storm. One time we saw my dad's friend jogging there only wearing shorts. I couldn't believe he would do that in the cold and I couldn't wait to tell my dad. Here's how that conversation went...
Me: Dad we saw Mr. Smith running in the snow with shorts on!
Dad: Who's Shortson?
I'm still laughing about it 20 years later.
I was catching up with a friend after a busy week for the both of us. I asked if he had time to go for his jog this week. He told me he couldn't remember.
I told him to go for one so he could re-jog his memory.
I was running late to my kid's soccer game, so I started to jog. Then I borrowed my brother's bicycle, but I still wasn't going fast enough. So I smashed the window of a fancy SUV, hot-wired it, and slammed down on the gas pedal. Well, that Escaladed quickly.
My Dad would always make jokes that no one got at first and then he'd explain and the cheesiness level was off the charts. Like we'd say "Bye!" if we were leaving and he'd say "Sell!" Or if were were leaving the dinner table we'd say "call me back for dessert" and then he'd yell "Hey, back for dessert". Everytime he sees someone jogging he says "leave earlier!" When we'd ask why, he'd say "well, if they left earlier, they would have to run". That joke is family lore in our household.
I was told this belonged here..
When I was about 13 yrs old, I was playing basketball at the rec league by my house. During one of the games, an opponent was fouled. So we are lined up waiting for him to shoot his foul shots, and my coach sends in a substitute player for me. So I'm jogging towards the bench. When I get about 10-15ft away from the bench, I tripped and slide head-first into the bench. The whole gym let's out an, "ooohhh....", and just as it gets quiet, my dad stands up on the other side of the gym and like an umpire in baseball yells, "SAFE!"
After the game, I yelled at him for it. His response... "Hey, I could've called you 'out!'"
That means they have made music to Walk to, and now to Run to... Here's hoping I get some music to Jog or Sit to.
Today we were jogging and my girlfriend told me about an instagram account she had made to put pictures of her weight loss and said it was private and only invited people that she looks up to. Then I asked her why she added me too. She said "Well of course I look up to you" I replied "I know, I'm taller than you"
We'll be walking around town and we'll see somebody running or jogging, and he'll yell, "slow down! There's a speed limit on this road!"
[Person A and B are jogging]
Person A: Why did you stop?
Person B: Wheeze I just need to catch my breath...
Person A: If you want to catch it, you will never get to it by stopping!
So my dad and I are planing to go on a jog, and I tell him my shins hurt from falling on the stairs the other day... His reply? "Well, you SHINndt do that" -_-
It's my longest running joke this year.