For the past five years, I’ve said that i’m going to start jogging, but I never have
It’s starting to become a running joke at this point
I was jogging and got sprayed by a salting truck
I called the police station and said I was assaulted.
I was gonna tell a story about my buddies jogging club,
But it's just a running joke among friends
I always say I want to start jogging.
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging?
Whenever I see someone jogging on a cold winter morning, I always think to myself, “Wow! I’m so impressed....
....that I am up this early!”
Whenever my wife wants me to go jogging, I immediately wrap myself with an American flag.
Because those colors don’t run.
Because of the covid-19 lockdowns, every morning for the past year, I announce proudly to my family that I’m going for a jog… and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?
You might step in a poodle!
(from my 70 year old uncle)
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
My buddy likes to jog in place on the rug in his hall.
I’m going to jog from Sweden to Finland...
and cross the Finnish line.
Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it
I hope it doesn't become a running gag
It’s been a long running tradition for my family to, once a year, jog to the nearest clothes store and back
I guess it just runs in the jeans
Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog.
Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.
My name is Aaron. My son's name is Aaron too. Every morning, we go for a jog together.
When my wife asks where we went, I tell her we were just running Aarons.
My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
It’s a bit of a running joke in the family
Every night I tell my wife I’m going out for a jog, but I don’t go, and she knows it
I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...
That was a rash decision.
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
My friend loves to jog uphill.
He always feels inclined to do so.
What did the illiterate guy say when he saw a religious referee on a morning jog?
Always poop before you go for a jog.
Otherwise you might get the runs.
Got the new expansion pack for my treadmill
This morning, I jogged around the block 15 times.
Then I picked it up, and put it back in my kid’s toy box.
I can't believe my FitBit still shows no progress...
How much more jogging my memory must I do?
While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
LPT: If you have trouble remembering your password, find a picture of some running shoes and stare at it.
maybe it'll help jog your memory.
Why did the guy with amnesia go for a run?
He wanted to jog his memory.
One special birthday my father gave me a clock that had been running since the day of my birth.
I had the time of my life.
I tried doing a sketch while running a marathon
But I kept on getting jogged
I was showing my daughter how to cook noodles
I turned on the water and started to jog in place. She said, "dad, you are not even running!"
"But, the water is." I said
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn't jog.
2018: Didn't jog.
2019: Didn't jog
2020 : Still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It was my longest running joke of the year.
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Still haven't jogged
This is a running joke...
2012: Didn’t jog
2013: Didn’t jog
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn’t jog
2018: Didn’t jog
2019: Didn’t jog
2020: Still haven’t jogged
This is a running joke.
2016: Didn’t jog
2017: Didn’t jog
2018: Didn’t jog
2019: Didn’t jog
2020: Haven’t jogged
This a running joke
2012: Didn’t jog
2013: Didn’t jog
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn’t jog
2018: Didn’t jog
2019: Didn’t jog
2020: Still haven’t jogged
This is a running joke.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of this year.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
Every morning at breakfast, I tell my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
Every morning for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke this year.
I went to the gym and hopped on the treadmill.
People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.
While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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