She said sheβll be able to pull some strings.
But I bet it was a "beau-coup."
: )
"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"
The steaks were too high.
Dropped this on a co-worker just now.
Them: ".. yeah and why do we even have to pay for air at the gas stations, we never used to."
Me: Well it's due to inflation.
I am confident I've seen this joke on reddit before, just happy I was able to execute it as good as possible. I got tingly when the conversation was heading this way and she dropped the perfect setup line. Grateful I've seen it before, pass it on and use it wisely.
and no pun in 10 did
But graphing is where I draw the line!
I saw myself doing it.
... fighting the Hans.
Me: How did the butcher introduce his wife? Me: Meet Pattie! Dad: Meat my wife Dad: She's a cut above the rest
Here's a link to the text convo:
http://imgur.com/GU30U1Q
I retorted, "Well son, I guess you could say that I'm just deaf defying!"
My mother posted this on facebook this morning (has the relevant story of the pun).
http://imgur.com/IhcyhfC
My parents have 4 dogs (I suppose to replace the 4 boys that have up and left for adulthood) but it looks like my dad knows aren't going to sell one of their own up the river.
Wife: "Do you think we should get another dog?" Me: "Well we could but, that would be a Malamoot point."
