Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill
I just bought a new treadmill today and I’m not sure how to process this monumental purchase.
I guess I’ll take it one step at a time.
My friend wanted to hit the treadmill despite recovering from an injury.
I told him “tread lightly”.
I am trying to get in shape by running on my treadmill every morning
But I dont feel like I'm getting anywhere
While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
Why do people tell sad stories on treadmills?
To make them more moving.
Tips to make running on a treadmill more bearable
If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.
Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.
If being out of shape was a crime, a productive punishment would be to run on a treadmill.
It would be a run-on sentence.
I once bought your mom a treadmill
And that's how I swept her off her feet.
I had to quit my job selling treadmills.
No matter how hard I worked, I wasn't going anywhere.
My ex girlfriend broke up with me when we were both on a treadmill.
It wasn’t going anywhere.
Sonic has to open doors with a treadmill as his electric doors aren’t working
Did you hear about the treadmill software that got hacked?
Well, everything's running again.
My daughter and I saw a man returning a treadmill to Costco. I said, "I wonder why he is returning that?" She said, "I don't know."
I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."
Dad walked in on me using his treadmill
Why did the lazy priest buy a treadmill for his demonically possessed niece?
So her demons would exercise themselves.
I'm going to write down the first idea that comes to mind and get on a treadmill
My coworker was playing guitar and using the treadmill at the same time
That's what I call walk and roll.
Breaking news: Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
“It’s a little fit bunny.”
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Elton John has bought a treadmill for his rabbit.....
Elton John has brought a treadmill for his pet rabbit
It's a little fit bunny...
I went to the gym and hopped on the treadmill.
People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.
While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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