What do you call HULK when he is not dieting?
I'd like to start dieting...
...but I just have too much on my plate right now.
I’m done with dieting
I’m just going to die-eating
I’ve started becoming impatient since I’ve started dieting
100% guaranteed way to loose weight without dieting:
Go to space; all astronauts are weightless.
I’m dieting religiously.
I no longer eat in church.
My wife watched a TV show about dieting the other night
She didn't eat anything next morning.
That was fast.
The dieting philosopher stopped losing weight.
Dieting in Germany is easy...
Just look for gluten tags.
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...
What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff
It is enough to make a mango crazy
Don’t knock it until you diet
I changed my diet...
...the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.
Maintaining a healthy diet...
I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.
It was too time consuming.
Well, I've been on a diet for a whole week now...
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
What is a redhead's favorite diet?
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
I thought about going on an all almond diet
But that would be just nuts
Carbs are great for your diet
I wanted to go on a diet,
But there’s too much on my plate.
Have you heard of this diet?
I don’t understand why I can't lose weight.
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
I told my friend his ‘hundred eggs in five days’ diet made me deathly ill.
He told me that was an eggsaturation.
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
My uncle drink dialed me the other night and told me he was going on an exclusively almond diet.
I said, "That's just nuts."
Most Men Don't Have Enough Fiber In Their Diet. Crazy Isn't It?
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
I'm on the Minecraft diet.
Three square meals a day.
My Doctor has me on a diet to help epilepic attacks...
Mainly spasmati rice and seizure salads...
I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
Since I moved to a plant based diet I lost touch with the fun guys.
The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguana’s diet.
I was going to start an all cashew diet
But then I realized that’s just nuts...
After three weeks of my no-carb diet, I had to see my doctor for digestion pains...
...he told me I was lack toast intolerant.
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎶
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean
My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
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