Did you hear about the guy who went on a fruit diet? In just 2 days, he became completely obnoxious
Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango crazy
Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?
After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
My girlfriend's walked out on me, saying she's sick to death of my healthy, but boring diet.
Never mind though, plenty more fish in the freezer.
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.
So I started that Ketogenic diet and my bowel movements have improved drastically!
So this is just a “quality shit post”
My wife says I'm on a seafood diet....
When I see food, I eat it!
John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...
What is the best diet for a golfer?
Last week I tried an all banana diet.
I didn’t find it very appealing.
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
My wife complains that I'm getting fat. So this winter I decided to diet.
It's called inter"mitten" fasting to keep my hands of food
What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?
Don’t knock it until you diet
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff
It is enough to make a mango crazy
I changed my diet...
...the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
Maintaining a healthy diet...
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
Well, I've been on a diet for a whole week now...
What is a redhead's favorite diet?
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
Carbs are great for your diet
I thought about going on an all almond diet
But that would be just nuts
Have you heard of this diet?
I wanted to go on a diet,
But there’s too much on my plate.
I told my friend his ‘hundred eggs in five days’ diet made me deathly ill.
He told me that was an eggsaturation.
My uncle drink dialed me the other night and told me he was going on an exclusively almond diet.
I said, "That's just nuts."
Most Men Don't Have Enough Fiber In Their Diet. Crazy Isn't It?
I was going to start an all cashew diet
But then I realized that’s just nuts...
I'm on the Minecraft diet.
Three square meals a day.
The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguana’s diet.
I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
My Doctor has me on a diet to help epilepic attacks...
Mainly spasmati rice and seizure salads...
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎶
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean
My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
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