Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!
I wanted to go on a diet,
But there’s too much on my plate.
Carbs are great for your diet
I told my friend his ‘hundred eggs in five days’ diet made me deathly ill.
He told me that was an eggsaturation.
My uncle drink dialed me the other night and told me he was going on an exclusively almond diet.
I said, "That's just nuts."
Have you heard of this diet?
Most Men Don't Have Enough Fiber In Their Diet. Crazy Isn't It?
I'm on the Minecraft diet.
Three square meals a day.
My Doctor has me on a diet to help epilepic attacks...
Mainly spasmati rice and seizure salads...
Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
It’s made with hole milk.
After three weeks of my no-carb diet, I had to see my doctor for digestion pains...
...he told me I was lack toast intolerant.
Since I moved to a plant based diet I lost touch with the fun guys.
A guy came into the bar to order a glass of Coca-Cola's first diet drink, saying to put it on his bill.
My wife started a tropical diet recently.
There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.
I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
What do you call a fly on diet?
The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguana’s diet.
What would a python calls himself when he goes on diet?
I was going to start an all cashew diet
But then I realized that’s just nuts...
Now that I have more time, I’ve decided to take care of my health and eat a more balanced diet.
I haven’t dropped any food so far!
Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
I was about to try a new diet
I was about to try a diet of almonds, pecans, cashews, and pistachios. Once I told my doctor, he told me to try a diet that wasn't completely nuts.
I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food then I eat it.
My ethnic friend asked me how much Indian food I usually have in my diet.
My friend became ineffective, unsuccessful and unpopular after changing his diet to nothing but legumes...
Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!
Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!
It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!
Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!
Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!
TL/DR:
If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!
My mother is on a sea food diet. . .
She seas food and she eats it.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
What is the best way to have a well-rounded diet?
This new diet is working pretty well
I'm at my lowest weight of the year so far
Probiotics are a critical part of your diet
The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics
What do you call a diet that causes chronic flatulence ?
Why do the people on diet eat snails?
Because they try to avoid fast food
My doctor put me on a low-sodium diet.
I've never been so unsalted.
Why did Diet Coke join the KKK?
Dad: My doctor put me on a seafood diet
Son: I know dad, you see food you eat it.
Dad: No, I can only eat c foods, cantaloupe, cauliflower, carrots.
Son: ...
I just started that sleep diet. What's it called?
What does an epileptic on a diet eat?
What's the only religion with a diet?
I've decided to go on the Gaston diet
The one where you eat dozens of eggs for breakfast.
I'm trying to get yoked.
I was on a Vodka diet once.
What does a vampire drink while on a diet?
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
I don't understand this new diet trend.
What am I supposed to eat if my key doesn't have a toe?
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
An obese man on a diet stole a staircase
He was taking steps to lose weight
I could never appreciate children between the ages of 13 and 19. Then, I added macro-nutrients made of amino acids to my diet. Now, I am pro-teen!
A dad joke original from my dad!!!
I had to give up my vegetarian diet
Turns they’re a lot harder to catch than cows
I recently put my cat on a vegan diet...
...she eats around two or three people a day. Im going to have to look for a new Trader Joe's in my area.
Blind people must have terrible diets because they can't watch what they eat
Studies show men don’t get enough fiber in their diet
Is this what you call a balanced diet?
Me asking family member about their diet: Are you Paleo?
Them: Yes
Me: Then you might want to get some suneo.
What does Diet Coke call Coca Cola after adoption?
I tried to go on a diet, but stopped after 7 days.
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
I decided to give a tropical food diet a try but quickly stopped.
It was enough to make a mango crazy.
I've decided that I'm going on a seafood diet.
When I see food, I am going to eat it.
I'm on a whiskey diet
I've lost 10 days already!
This new fad diet I'm on is BS. I've lost zero pounds on the taquito diet.
Did you know that some people don’t get enough fibers in their diet?
That’s gotta be some hard shit.
I never understood the "seafood" diet joke.
It just seems like they were fishing for laughs.
I thought about going on an all almond diet
But that would be just nuts
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.
That's enough to make a mango crazy.
My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.
it's enough to make a mango crazy.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
I was about to go on an all-almond diet
I got hit in the head today with a Diet Coke. Don’t worry. I’m not hurt....
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.
It’s enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet...
It's enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife has started the tropical fruit diet!
Our house is full of the stuff! It’s enough to make a mango crazy!
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today.
Don’t worry. I’m not hurt
It was a soft drink
I thought about going on an all-almond diet….
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