I carry dietary fiber with me instead of a knife when I leave the house...

I can’t tell you how many times it’s saved my ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bosnianbeast123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I’ve decided to stop doing hot yoga due to dietary restrictions...

I’ve switched to frozen yoga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerManBearPig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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A service that ships dietary supplements to women, primarily minerals helpful in making red blood cells.

Fe-Mail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Been working out for a few months and am finally seeing my gains.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAGoldenBear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Atheists are just people without deitary restrictions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostinservice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2015
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What does a diabetic's blood taste like?

Sweet irony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thingie64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2016
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The Loudest on Reddit Are:

The Loudest Religious group are the atheists

The Loudest Social group are rich white liberals

The Loudest dietary group are the Vegans

Q: How do you know if you've met a Vegan-Atheist-Liberal?

  • A: They'll tell you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcalrissian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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