What do you call your sibling who doesn't eat her carbs?
Ketosis
I figured out the best way to cut carbs!
Buy a bagel slicer.
Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
My boyfriend works in a bread factory. Weβre gonna be struggling forever, but at least we have carbs. v.redd.it/xeiwkctcich41
After three weeks of my no-carb diet, I had to see my doctor for digestion pains...
...he told me I was lack toast intolerant.
Who knew I would fall in love with a low-carb, high-fat diet?
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
Doing my bit for the environment, minimising my carb-on footprint
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet
Aiketo
A person went on a low carb diet to lose weight...
They said βItβs the keto my success!β
Me to my husband: I got my 23&me results back and my genes say I am better off on a low-carb diet.
Him: But what did your shirt say?
It was so unexpected, I was proud!
In an effort to cut down on sugar, I went on an all veg, meat and carbs diet.
It was completely fruitless.
Donuts are cop carbs.
Low-carb diet advice...
...should be taken with a grain assault.
What do you call your sibling who doesn't eat her carbs?
Ketosis
