Dating between carbon descendants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dattara
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Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?

Because they think carbon should be married already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
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Carbon dating
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I think carbon dating...

...sounds really boring

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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
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The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
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Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?

It's called carbon dating.

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Why were the paleontologists kissing?

They were carbon dating

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Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.

Carbon dating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
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I've created an app similar to Tinder but it's for paleontologists.

I call it Carbon Dating.

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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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My professor was teaching about the age of the earth.

Professor: So one method of dating the earth is Radiometric Dating. What are some other methods that can be used to date the earth?

Student: How about courtship?

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Get on with it

Carbon dating goes back 50,000 years, when will carbon get married?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnimalFire77
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I am a Chemist, and the girl I’m seeing is an archeologist.

We are Carbon, dating.

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Scientists have located the wood that they believe Christ was crucified on.

Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe it’s just cross contamination.

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My buddy has a thing for grandmas

He calls it carbon dating

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How did the paleontologist ask his colleague out?

"Want to go on a carbon date?"

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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Dad Joke 2: The Long Con

My SO noticed a black substance on his car's exhaust tip- carbon from the engine. He touched my nose with it and it stuck. He got as much as he could off, but about 15 minutes later his dad pointed out that there was still some left. I worked at it a little, then wrapped my arms around my SO's shoulder. His dad: "I guess you could say you guys are carbon dating.

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