Ketosis
Buy a bagel slicer.
ΚsnΙΉΙ-α΄Κuβ ΗΙ₯β΄ :β
...he told me I was lack toast intolerant.
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
Aiketo
They said βItβs the keto my success!β
Him: But what did your shirt say?
It was so unexpected, I was proud!
Keto OβRourke.
It was completely fruitless.
...should be taken with a grain assault.
I ate an entire deck of carbs!
And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.
A deck of carbs.
Dreadmill.
Most carb filled machine? The breadmill
Machine that is easiest to sleep on? The bedmill
A running joke
Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.
We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.
"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.
"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.
She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."
And on the way back, my son and I tortillaed through three bags of family size Doritos.
We would have pointed fingers at one another, but they were already in our mouths. Sucky situation, I know.
I turned the car around and said, "Son, now our mission is snackfued."
Salty from our spell of bad luck, we licked our lips and hightailed it back to Walgreens. I sent a MSG to my wife to tell her about the crunch we were in.
Many of our guests had already arrived when we finally returned, holding up our carb-earned trophies.
It was then that my son's friend complimented our modest country estate: "Cool Ranch!"
I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."
Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...
Ketosis
A deck of carbs!
A deck of carbs!
