[Monster] I got both of the boys last night, said good night and then I told them "don't move, stay very still" I dove to the floor reaching under the bed and pulled out a monster energy drink and told them there was a Monster under their bed.
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👤︎ u/alleyrat66
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Big sports news on ESPN.com: Monster Energy is sponsoring American Pharoah

Good to see they didn't passover the opportunity.

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👤︎ u/coachlasso
📅︎ Jun 03 2015
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Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"

Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.

Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"

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👤︎ u/evilbrent
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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