What do you call a soybean's mother?

Eda-mommy.

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👤︎ u/RippleDotPenguin
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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I like soybeans so much, I convinced my wife to name our daughter Etta.

That way I could be married to edamame.

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👤︎ u/Jayrandomer
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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Soybeans..

Hola, beans! Soy te padre!

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👤︎ u/SurprisedPotato
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
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👤︎ u/MetalJunkie101
📅︎ Apr 26
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A matter of Classification

Girlfriend: Are soybeans a vegetable or a legume?

Me: Never legume. It makes a leg out of you and me.

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👤︎ u/Quasic
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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Overheard this one in the elevator at work

I got into the elevator and two guys were talking and one says to the other "Did you know that soybeans are just mexican beans trying to introduce themselves?". The other guy gave him a deadpan look, I started laughing like an idiot.

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👤︎ u/carcrusher
📅︎ Apr 16 2015
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