That way I could be married to edamame.
Girlfriend: Are soybeans a vegetable or a legume?
Me: Never legume. It makes a leg out of you and me.
I got into the elevator and two guys were talking and one says to the other "Did you know that soybeans are just mexican beans trying to introduce themselves?". The other guy gave him a deadpan look, I started laughing like an idiot.