That is all ...
I'd never met herbivore
Edit: It’s been brought up that I should’ve said bovine instead of cow. I definitely didn’t mean to offend anyone! I literally thought this stupid joke to myself while in the shower lol
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
I'll see myself out.
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
So I said lettuce eat.
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
Beets the alternative.
"Was it a girl?"
No, it's savoy.
His name was Broco.
My wife and son are vegetarians, but I eat meat. One day, my son try’s to eat some of the chicken off my plate and my wife says “No sons name That’s a dead bird. We don’t eat dead birds”.
I reply “she’s right Son, it’s a murder most fowl”.
Would it be called a beef?
I'm sure I never met herbivore
I made a mistake. I made him a steak.
He was a Serial Kaler
It was a salad ballad
What does a humanitarian eat?
Corn on the cobweb
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.
A salad shooter....
They never meat.
But I've never met herbivore
A whole lotta missed-steaks
They never have beef with each other!
I feel good from my head tomatoes.
They all hate stakes.
Everything but-a chicken.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?