Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
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A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call a cow who is vegetarian?
A vegeta-bull
Edit: Itβs been brought up that I shouldβve said bovine instead of cow. I definitely didnβt mean to offend anyone! I literally thought this stupid joke to myself while in the shower lol
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My girlfriend is a vegetarian and I have never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do vegetarian werewolves eat?
Aaarrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuugggguuuullaaa!!
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called?
Brocco Lee
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I became a vegetarian
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but Iβd never met herbivore.
So I said lettuce eat.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
German vegetarians
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︎ Oct 09 2020
A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What did the vegetarian priest say at church?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Two vegetarians got married and soon had a baby who they named Cabbage.
"Was it a girl?"
No, it's savoy.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Did you hear Mr T has a vegetarian son?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My sons a vegetarian
My wife and son are vegetarians, but I eat meat. One day, my son tryβs to eat some of the chicken off my plate and my wife says βNo sons name Thatβs a dead bird. We donβt eat dead birdsβ.
I reply βsheβs right Son, itβs a murder most fowlβ.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What do poor vegetarians eat?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
If two vegetarians had a fight..
Would it be called a beef?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
A vegetarian girl walked up to me and claimed we met before ...
I'm sure I never met herbivore
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︎ May 29 2019
I cooked for a friend at my BBQ, and forgot he was a vegetarian.
I made a mistake. I made him a steak.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother
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︎ Apr 21 2020
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
What does a humanitarian eat?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Whatβs a vegetarian spiderβs favorite meal?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Vegetarian Viking
Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.
https://preview.redd.it/i31aosvjqlf41.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea62e03ae60f061e3968e1f815fefe301e881bd
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︎ Feb 08 2020
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
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︎ May 06 2020
Vegetarian beef
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Vegetarians are like parallel lines...
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What do you call the life of a vegetarian?
A whole lotta missed-steaks
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︎ May 06 2020
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
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︎ Jan 15 2020
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Vegetarians always get along
They never have beef with each other!
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?
I feel good from my head tomatoes.
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︎ Dec 23 2019
A recent poll has shown that vampires are actually vegetarian.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What do you call vegetarian butter chicken?
Everything but-a chicken.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Today I learned vegetarians can't eat pudding.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Where do vegetarians eat?
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︎ May 31 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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︎ May 14 2020
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me
But I've never met herbivore
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Being a vegetarian is a
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