Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

That is all ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYoAzz
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A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.

I'd never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan22000044
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What do you call a cow who is vegetarian?

A vegeta-bull

Edit: It’s been brought up that I should’ve said bovine instead of cow. I definitely didn’t mean to offend anyone! I literally thought this stupid joke to myself while in the shower lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellegirl82091
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My girlfriend is a vegetarian and I have never seen herbivore
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What do vegetarian werewolves eat?

Aaarrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuugggguuuullaaa!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxHeadroom
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Something I wonder about vegetarian police

Do you think they still go on stakeouts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
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If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

GRAAAAAAAAINS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraFrazer
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Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called?

Brocco Lee

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I became a vegetarian

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

So I said lettuce eat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanze03
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German vegetarians

They fear the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend

Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryze
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What did the vegetarian priest say at church?

Lettuce pray.

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If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.

Beets the alternative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What does a vegetarian zombie say?

Graaaains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_faustus
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Two vegetarians got married and soon had a baby who they named Cabbage.

"Was it a girl?"

No, it's savoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother?

His name was Broco.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?

Lettuce pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CjMcDonald85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Did you hear Mr T has a vegetarian son?

Herb T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My sons a vegetarian

My wife and son are vegetarians, but I eat meat. One day, my son try’s to eat some of the chicken off my plate and my wife says β€œNo sons name That’s a dead bird. We don’t eat dead birds”.

I reply β€œshe’s right Son, it’s a murder most fowl”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgould408
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat

GRRRAAAIINS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do poor vegetarians eat?

Broke-olli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomnomonster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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If two vegetarians had a fight..

Would it be called a beef?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j2ui
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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A vegetarian girl walked up to me and claimed we met before ...

I'm sure I never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Where do vegetarians eat?

On the vegeTABLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waitingforlunch
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I cooked for a friend at my BBQ, and forgot he was a vegetarian.

I made a mistake. I made him a steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?

He was a Serial Kaler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruce_Wang007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night

It was a salad ballad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother

Parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveTide
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

What does a humanitarian eat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
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What’s a vegetarian spider’s favorite meal?

Corn on the cobweb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shantron5000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.

I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BucketHatManReni
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Vegetarian Viking

Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.

https://preview.redd.it/i31aosvjqlf41.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea62e03ae60f061e3968e1f815fefe301e881bd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustANormieGeek
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CraftyRow418
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Vegetarian beef
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damndomino
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Vegetarians are like parallel lines...

They never meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me

But I've never met herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramzee24
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What do you call the life of a vegetarian?

A whole lotta missed-steaks

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

GRAINS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplemilo1030
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Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called? /r/dadjokes/comments/egc2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
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Vegetarians always get along

They never have beef with each other!

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What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?

I feel good from my head tomatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurplePyrate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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A recent poll has shown that vampires are actually vegetarian.

They all hate stakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
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What do you call vegetarian butter chicken?

Everything but-a chicken.

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Today I learned vegetarians can't eat pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

GRRRAAAIINS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Being a vegetarian is a

big missed steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sapnu-aw-puas-
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