What is the perfect book for talking a British lion out of vegetarianism?
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
What did the vegetarian priest say before partaking in a meal?
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
What do you call a cow who is vegetarian?
A vegeta-bull
Edit: It’s been brought up that I should’ve said bovine instead of cow. I definitely didn’t mean to offend anyone! I literally thought this stupid joke to myself while in the shower lol
My girlfriend is a vegetarian and I have never seen herbivore
What do vegetarian werewolves eat?
Aaarrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuugggguuuullaaa!!
Something I wonder about vegetarian police
Do you think they still go on stakeouts?
If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Do you know what Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother is called?
Brocco Lee
I'll see myself out.
I became a vegetarian
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
So I said lettuce eat.
A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
Two vegetarians got married and soon had a baby who they named Cabbage.
"Was it a girl?"
No, it's savoy.
Did you hear Mr T has a vegetarian son?
My sons a vegetarian
My wife and son are vegetarians, but I eat meat. One day, my son try’s to eat some of the chicken off my plate and my wife says “No sons name That’s a dead bird. We don’t eat dead birds”.
I reply “she’s right Son, it’s a murder most fowl”.
What do poor vegetarians eat?
If two vegetarians had a fight..
Would it be called a beef?
A vegetarian girl walked up to me and claimed we met before ...
I'm sure I never met herbivore
I cooked for a friend at my BBQ, and forgot he was a vegetarian.
I made a mistake. I made him a steak.
Did you hear the one about the mass murderer who only hunted vegetarians?
I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night
What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
What does a humanitarian eat?
Vegetarian Viking
Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.
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Vegetarians are like parallel lines...
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
What do you call the life of a vegetarian?
A whole lotta missed-steaks
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Vegetarians always get along
They never have beef with each other!
What did the vegetarian say to the doctor?
I feel good from my head tomatoes.
A recent poll has shown that vampires are actually vegetarian.
What did the vegetarian priest say at church?
Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother?
How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?
What does a zombie vegetarian eat
Where do vegetarians eat?
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me
But I've never met herbivore
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