A list of puns related to "Environmentalism"
Because the earth is sick of the hypocrisy of the protesters who claim to be defending it.
Yes, he’s pretty green.
They are recyclable
They wanted to eliminate waist products.
Their PR team is in a sticky situation.
Unfortunately it wooden work.
I just told a tree that it's really attractive.
By it's e-fish-ency rating
It was exhausting.
So my wife was rooting through my desk to get an envelope and stumbled across one of her Christmas presents that I hadn't wrapped yet. I told her that she's bad for snooping and that I would have to send it back.
Due to recent environmental regulations and the price of coal, it is no longer given to naughty people for Christmas. Instead you get a cabbage. It will come thinly sliced with mayonnaise.
This is known as Coal's Law.
"That was the whole setup wasn't it for that line"
A friend of mine is an environmental lawyer. She has sue-for-natural powers.
The voice on the radio explained how collecting rainwater was catching on in environmental groups. Some people upgraded from a 55 gallon barrel to a 500 gallon vessel. Shows that water vessels can be a real gateway jug.
I started my internship today at an environmental consulting firm. My boss was introducing me to a colleague.
Boss: "This is Ellie-okay, he's the summer intern and he's studying civil engineering."
Colleague: "I can tell, he's very polite."
All the guys around his cubicle groaned while the three of us let out a big laugh. I think I'm gonna like working here.
But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.
but girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta