Environmentalism Puns

Because the earth is sick of the hypocrisy of the protesters who claim to be defending it.

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Yes, he’s pretty green.

Carbonara

GRETA

They are recyclable

They wanted to eliminate waist products.

Their PR team is in a sticky situation.

Unfortunately it wooden work.

I just told a tree that it's really attractive.

By it's e-fish-ency rating

It was exhausting.

So my wife was rooting through my desk to get an envelope and stumbled across one of her Christmas presents that I hadn't wrapped yet. I told her that she's bad for snooping and that I would have to send it back.

Due to recent environmental regulations and the price of coal, it is no longer given to naughty people for Christmas. Instead you get a cabbage. It will come thinly sliced with mayonnaise.

This is known as Coal's Law.

"That was the whole setup wasn't it for that line"

A friend of mine is an environmental lawyer. She has sue-for-natural powers.

The voice on the radio explained how collecting rainwater was catching on in environmental groups. Some people upgraded from a 55 gallon barrel to a 500 gallon vessel. Shows that water vessels can be a real gateway jug.

I started my internship today at an environmental consulting firm. My boss was introducing me to a colleague.

Boss: "This is Ellie-okay, he's the summer intern and he's studying civil engineering."

Colleague: "I can tell, he's very polite."

All the guys around his cubicle groaned while the three of us let out a big laugh. I think I'm gonna like working here.

But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

but girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta