Climate Change Puns

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

I find that it's a great ice breaker

We should start calling them B-‘s

Personally I’d love to get a little hotter.

Is the hottest thing of the century

How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?

I guess it's a hot issue.

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

Will be the day hell freezes over

but the bipolar bears already went extinct during the Great Depression.

Now I go bicycling wherever I go instead. Besides being good for the environment, it saves on gas and gets me a good workout every time.

With Al-gore-rhythms

I guess it will be Amsterdamned.

That's quite ironic, isn't it supposed to serve as a dam?

source: http://geology.com/sea-level-rise/

Hugh Jefferts has a lot to answer for.