Global Warming pun spotted on r/memes
Why do we have Global Warming?
Because the Cold War has ended.
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
What is the best house warming present?
With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
Global Warming?
What a load of rubbish...
Credits: u/expectdaworst
Did you know global warming is reducing terrorism?
Do you know who shouldn’t have house warming parties?
Eskimos.
If they have a house warming party their house will melt.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet,
It's a good thing I'm married...
Space heaters are the best house-warming gifts.
Why don’t people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Why is global warming noice?
Because there'll be no ice.
I get very heated when debating global warming with deniers.
Some might say I need to cool it down.
Scientists and programmers have gotten together to write computer code that will not only warn of future global warming but also take credit for inventing the internet.
It's an new Al-Gore-rithm
Global Warming! - Too Hot for TV!
Photo of police officer breastfeeding a stranger's hungry infant is warming hearts around the world.
After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest
Son: We should have a house warming party Dad.
Dad: (Moving to block the thermostat) a what now?
A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...
They were charged with "Idle Warship".
When global warming causes you to see cow skulls in places that used to be green...
you'll know we've reached the cow tipping point.
Global warming is hot now, right?
I was at a debate for global warming the other day,
Boy did things heat up in there.
The reason why the earth is warming up!
There was a frost warming last night and I was worried about my garden.
I ended up losing everything except the iceberg lettuce.
A laser and a microwave got into an argument about who was better at warming things up.
I heard it got pretty heated.
If the Democrats really believe global warming is a problem,
then why are they so obsessed with ABOLISHING ICE?
A recent study shows that global warming reduces terrorism.
Because the Isis melting.
A spaceheater is a great house-warming gift
What will happen to the capital of Finland if global warming doesn't stop soon?
I just realized that I DO contribute to global warming.
Every time somebody sighs at my dad jokes.
Guys... Global warming is real
It is winter and we have had the hottest day of the year already!
Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans
Do you know why the computer programmer is to blame for Global Warming?
He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm
What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?
Why can't Trump simply build a wall against global warming?
Because it'd just climate!
Today a co-worker asked me what he should get his friend for a house warming gift
Global warming doesn't worry me
It's global cooling that gives me shivers
A house-warming gift idea
People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
Global warming is causing the colors at rodeos to fade and get lighter
They are calling it Corral Bleaching.
My class had a debate about global warming today...
It would seem that even after 30+ years of marriage, my mother is still warming up my Dad's dadjokes
My mother posted this on facebook this morning (has the relevant story of the pun).
http://imgur.com/IhcyhfC
My parents have 4 dogs (I suppose to replace the 4 boys that have up and left for adulthood) but it looks like my dad knows aren't going to sell one of their own up the river.
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
My friends threw a house warming party in my new igloo.
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