Family friendly pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nailbunny1313
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I believe in being 420 friendly.

Happy April 20, everybody!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Not so friendly after all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CARRAPATCHO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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How do you identify a friendly biker?

By the flies between his teeth

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?

Yes, he’s pretty green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector--Warp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A friendly Jewish joke

How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nine_legged_stool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet?

Peter Parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottherealdusk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Not so friendly after all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalripley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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People at the anti-smoking awareness seminar were very friendly...

especially during cigarette breaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I’m friendly with only 25 of the letters in the alphabet.

I don’t know why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baseballmagic505
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call a charming and friendly person with breathing problems?

Charasthmatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bored-af-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Casper the friendly ghost got a new phone

It's got BOO tooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What if the joke is almost family-friendly?

Is it halfsome?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivyzord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Just a friendly little reminder

That β€œgrΓ₯trunka” is a Swedish word that means to cry while masterbating

-Now ain’t that a real tear jerker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoveThyLoki
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't

U only have few hours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blokay_da_hech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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When are werewolves friendly?

When they take a Lycan to you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malmot404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I have a friendly relationship with the ocean.

Everytime I see it in passing, it waves at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.

The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Spare bike parts are environmentally friendly

They are recyclable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Great friendly conversation i.reddituploads.com/e25e1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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Friendly reminder to all the trans folks out there: anything you do may be taxable

It is a transaction, after all.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What did the family friendly vlogger say to their baby?

Gucci Gucci goo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormanPersson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Why did the environmentally-friendly factory require that its workers start wearing suspenders to work?

They wanted to eliminate waist products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.

Their PR team is in a sticky situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Dogs are by far my most family friendly animal.

I shih Tzu not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewterpantheman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Am I still eco- friendly

If I cook, boil and eat vegetables?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call a vegan-friendly jacket?

A Peta Parka

Heard this one from my dad at the dinner table this evening.

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Why were the two Airpods so friendly with each other?

They were earbuds

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I've started being more environmentally friendly.

I just told a tree that it's really attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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How can you tell which fish is the most environmentally friendly?

By it's e-fish-ency rating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemanwolfpack21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Someone in the MO State Senate should introduce business-friendly legislation and call it the "Missouri Loves Companies" Bill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frostmage82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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What's the name of 50 Cent's eco-friendly cousin?

Tree-Fiddy

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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My dad and I used to volunteer to "socialize" with the friendly cats at the animal shelter

"I like my cats how I like my women: desperate and incarcerated"

Edit: I told my dad I posted this here. He's happy about the upvotes but also mad because "MY JOKES ARE FUNNY, GOD DAMMIT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggmarie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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Yestarday I saw a commercial for a friendly robot mixers.

Now that's what I call Artificial in-telly gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kantoros1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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What is probably the least friendly mathematical concept?

The mean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eric67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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So my Dad and I stopped at Friendly's for lunch today.

The lady at the counter asks, "Would you like a recite?" To which he instantly replies, "Nope I don't think so. I hope we wont be returning it." The lady at the counter just gives the biggest, really? face, and then when I start laughing she forces a laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relytv2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Thanks for the friendly encouragement dad imgur.com/PAo5xAV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/manofwonder93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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I'm friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadisticrhydon
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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