"Move t'ward the rudder, matey!" The captain yelled.
"Aye aye, cap'n," the first mate said as he gave him astern look.
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"Ar, Mateys. This tune be called Interstate Love Song".
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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.
Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.
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Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
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You thought it was the arrrrgh, but itβs really the sea!
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You may think it's the R, you may think it's the C, but it really is the I, me matey!
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I'm an arborist, but my wife hates it when I talk about forestry.
I feel like I can't boreal with her.
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What be a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
(You answer Arrrrr)
Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.
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A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them.
"It's ok," he says. "They're benign."
The pirate replies "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"
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I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants
the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?"
the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey
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Aye Matey! (Iβm eighty!)
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π︎ 10
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